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My name is Kali. I was born on March 2, 1991. I like crafts, cosplay and video games and I am a crochet-addict.


becausebirds:

phototoartguy:

Surprising Fly By
Photography by Elena Murzyn, Woodinville, WA, USA

What…what is this?

becausebirds:

phototoartguy:

Surprising Fly By

Photography by Elena Murzyn, Woodinville, WA, USA

What…what is this?

The Bees? card in motion

— 34 minutes ago with 2386 notes

I’ve been quiet lately. So here is my little update post with a nice picture of eggs from our chickens. We are in need of a new fence for our Alpacas. The electric wire fence (it’s not electrified) is not keeping the Alpacas in. Yesterday they were in our neighbors yard!

We are free ranging 4 silkie roosters because they ganged up on our Alpha roo. Since we got the Alpacas earlier this month, there haven’t been as nearly as many hawks as there used to be. We actually had our first hawk sighting today but it didn’t attack anyone, just flew really low.

Coop cleanup has begun. I shoveled the Alpaca poo (we might use it for fertilizer) and my boyfriend shoveled out the front pen. We are going to need more than the two of us, I think, to shovel out the other coop.

Our Muscovy duck, Yellow, laid her first egg yesterday! We also got an egg from our quail, Fatty, who has been on strike for a couple weeks. We gave them a new cage and put them out on the front lawn so they seem much happier. They also have more sand to play in.

Our alpacas are also starting to fight each other. Mostly Ernie and Leo are picking on Tyrone. Probably because Tyrone gets the most food because he isn’t afraid of us. I got to pet Ty for an extended period of time today while he ate. He even took breaks from eating to see if I was still petting him. He didn’t seem to mind like Leo or Ernie did. They are going to be sheered soon. Going to spin their fleece and sell some yarn and also sell some raw fleece and then make little alpaca plushies out of some of the yarn.

Spring is here! Sort of. It’s been really cold these past few days and we lost some chicks due to the weather. Hopefully our remaining ones will survive through this cold streak.

Our farm has a facebook page, now! https://www.facebook.com/hirschlandfarms

On the crocheting side of thigns, I have plans to start a Goodra plush for my boyfriend. I may sell the finished product.

— 2 days ago with 2 notes
#Little updates  #Farming  #Alpacas  #chickens  #crocheting 

Alpaca Amigurumi based off my Alpacas! Made with wool and wool felting for details. ^o^

— 1 week ago with 1 note
#Alpaca  #Crochet  #Amigurumi  #Wool 
Next time I sell to the comic store

Remind me to get a friggin cute-ass backpack.

— 1 week ago
hellohappylisa:

retrogradeworks:

elizabethplaid:

luanneclatterbuck:

therealduckandpenguin:

fictionandneuroscience:

jewlesthemagnificent:

donrickles:

laughterkey:

fieldnotesfromabroad:

dougieplaysbanjo:

pinkprincess17:

whatshewanted:

be strong.
(i was already kind, and good, and smart. i had to learn to be strong.)

Let go

fucking idiot

Breathe. Think.

You can.

Pretentious dick.

Shut Up.

SLOW DOWN. 

not her

Just wait.

Either “tell all” (speak up about how I felt, keep telling more people until someone listens, don’t keep putting on a good face for show) or “drop out” (drop out of middle/high school to save myself from bullies).

'move on' or 'make art'

skip highschool
(and get your GED and don’t waste two more years of your life doing shit that doesn’t matter so you can start living your damn life sooner)

Pick up crocheting ASAP and do it with Grammy before you can’t.

hellohappylisa:

retrogradeworks:

elizabethplaid:

luanneclatterbuck:

therealduckandpenguin:

fictionandneuroscience:

jewlesthemagnificent:

donrickles:

laughterkey:

fieldnotesfromabroad:

dougieplaysbanjo:

pinkprincess17:

whatshewanted:

be strong.

(i was already kind, and good, and smart. i had to learn to be strong.)

Let go

fucking idiot

Breathe. Think.

You can.

Pretentious dick.

Shut Up.

SLOW DOWN. 

not her

Just wait.

Either “tell all” (speak up about how I felt, keep telling more people until someone listens, don’t keep putting on a good face for show) or “drop out” (drop out of middle/high school to save myself from bullies).

'move on' or 'make art'

skip highschool

(and get your GED and don’t waste two more years of your life doing shit that doesn’t matter so you can start living your damn life sooner)

Pick up crocheting ASAP and do it with Grammy before you can’t.

— 1 week ago with 1495 notes
melrune:

bardilf:

satanstruemistress:

grimmzai:

un-original-fan:

peppermint3y3candy:

oh hell no

fucking nope.

FUCK THAT.

I think this movie traumatized a generation.

-shakes head slowly and dramatically-  no…take it back to where it came from….

this is a cool looking game tho

We would play this game and my older brother would try to humor us by using my stuffed animals to “attack” us according to the card.

melrune:

bardilf:

satanstruemistress:

grimmzai:

un-original-fan:

peppermint3y3candy:

oh hell no

fucking nope.

FUCK THAT.

I think this movie traumatized a generation.

-shakes head slowly and dramatically-  no…take it back to where it came from….

this is a cool looking game tho

We would play this game and my older brother would try to humor us by using my stuffed animals to “attack” us according to the card.

(Source: cartoon-motion-life, via necromatador)

— 1 week ago with 238919 notes

kalithegeek:

That alpaca plush I’m going to design is…

SURPRISE!!!

For these guys! I picked up my Alpacas today and I’m going to spin their wool and make Alpaca plushies out of it to sell. Also going to sell spun yarn. ^-^ (Just have to learn to spin…) They are going to be sheared next month.

Their names are Leo (10), Ernie (7), Tyrone (6)

Turns out we got the wrong papers for leo. He is only 5! The papers we got were for the white alpaca who passed this winter.

— 1 week ago with 4 notes

That alpaca plush I’m going to design is…

SURPRISE!!!

For these guys! I picked up my Alpacas today and I’m going to spin their wool and make Alpaca plushies out of it to sell. Also going to sell spun yarn. ^-^ (Just have to learn to spin…) They are going to be sheared next month.

Their names are Leo (10), Ernie (7), Tyrone (6)

— 1 week ago with 4 notes
#Alpacas  #Wool  #Yarn  #Cuties 

Princess Luna pattern by Nerdy Knitter :3
The purple one was one of my first Ami’s I ever made! I made her last year around the same time. Look how much the pattern and myself have improved.
Next project is to make some Alpacas for a very special purpose! ^-^
Whoops, put her cutie mark on backwards!

— 2 weeks ago with 34 notes
#princess luna  #my little pony  #crochet  #amigurumi  #then and now 

Much better weather today. :3 Just finished the 20 for the comic shop.

Buy your own on Etsy!

https://www.etsy.com/shop/WordsofWisdomNH?section_id=13165122&ref=shopsection_leftnav_4

— 2 weeks ago
#Etsy  #Master Ball  #Pokemon  #Pokeball 

hellohappylisa:

dontyoufourcheddarboutme:

punkrockluna:

gouthesupermanager:

bubblegum-momoi-satsuki:

gouthesupermanager:

flameoflight:

well-metaphoricallyspeaking:

wildembers:

relahvant:

insanenerdfish:

heruut:

i-aint-even-bovvered:

songofages:

Heartbreaking Simpsons Moments 1/∞: Bart Gets an F

I never understood why it’s an F if he gets more than half out of 100? Unless it’s more than 100. If you get more than half the answers right how is it an F?

You must not be from America. Here, grading is fucked up.

Average American Grading Scale:
A+- 97-100
A - 94-96
A- - 90-93
B- 80-89
C- 70-79
D- 60-69
F- 59 and under

oh wow that is fucked up

why do they skip E in america

There’s an E in other grading scales?

And in some places in America it goes by a 7 point scale, so it’d be
A - 100-93
B - 92-85
C - 84-78
D - 77-70
F - 69 and below

Now you understand why American kid’s feel like there’s no point to school. If you have a 100 question text, and get 79 of them correct, that’s a C. That mean’s your Average Intelligence on this particular subject. And it get’s even worse when you have only like… a 10 question quiz. If you get two wrong? that’s a B. 80 fucking %. Now tell me again why American school’s are easier? 

No wait but whats the grading system in other countries?

UK Grading Scale

100-70: A

69-60: B

59-50: C

49-40: D

Below 40: F

ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME?! THATS INSANE!!!!

next time you try to tell americans that we’re stupid

i’m gonna remind you

that our “average” is your “A”

damn.

…70% is an A?

What?

That can’t be right.

For the first few years of high school, we didn’t have D’s.

(Source: jonbutter)

— 2 weeks ago with 240096 notes

Photos have been enhanced: I used lighting and color correction so you could see the pokeball better. The lighting and weather isn’t exactly great for taking pictures right now.

The Master Ball. The rarest pokeball. Guaranteed to catch any wild Pokémon you throw it at. Use wisely! Coming soon to my Etsy!

See my other Pokeballs for sale here:

https://www.etsy.com/shop/WordsofWisdomNH?section_id=13165122

— 2 weeks ago with 4 notes
#Etsy  #Crochet  #Pokemon  #Pokeball  #Master Ball 
Great Ball is now available →

Great Ball now available for order.

Going to make a bundle later today, 6 pokeballs (mix and match) for $18 so $3 a pokeball instead of $5!

— 3 weeks ago with 1 note
#pokeball  #crochet  #keychain  #pokemon 

Coming soon to the etsy store, Great Balls! And if you haven’t checked them out already

Here is the premier ball

https://www.etsy.com/listing/183332728/crochet-pokemon-pokeball-keychain-cell?ref=shop_home_active_1

and here is the regular ball

https://www.etsy.com/listing/170428571/crochet-pokeball-keychain-cell-phone?ref=shop_home_active_1

Scouting around for thread for master ball. I might make the ultra ball next.

— 3 weeks ago with 8 notes
#Pokemon  #Pokeball  #Crochet Pokeball  #Crochet  #Amigurumi